Rocket Bar, Leeds Wednesday
3rd May 2000
It's the opening night of the Cockpit's new venue, the Rock-it. It's JJ72, a band who are signed, have upcoming single releases and an album, and are getting vast amounts of press coverage, the general tone of which is that these guys are some sort of musical messiahs. So why is it that this whole event suddenly turns into a fourteen year olds "My First Band" night? The gear is not the best we've ever seen. The venue is rather sparsley populated and as for JJ72, well. I'm not sure how our site deals with expletives but they suck the Devils fat corkscrew one. Personal I thought it was laughable. We play quite averagely, difficulties with borrowed gear and the most appaulingly tuned drum kit in the history of gaffer-tape. Perhaps someone should have told the drummer that the aim is to tighten the skins once you've put them on the shell, not just apply masking tape until it sounds somewhere near. My old drum tutor would have actually died laughing. So, we play our set and the handful of JJ72 fans actually seem to like us, clapping enthusiastically and one or two even bounced along. If only they'd reacted like that to the band they actually came to see. The end of JJ72's second song sees the audience make no noise whatsoever, I mean not even a random comedy cough in the background. The only noise is the rather lame ringing of the worlds most amusingly tuned bass drum. (Ask Craig if you think I'm exagerating about the kit.) Anyway, the Tour Manager decides to pull them off early, whether this is to save the band, or the audience is not clear. What a farce, if they are the future of music, I'm taking up kniting for a living.
Gig Rating : JJ72 - New addition to the marking scheme means : Support band played reasonably, Headline band were simply awful.